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Score: 10
TANKMEN 2

"Lol wow no cock jokes!"

submission: TANKMEN 2
date: September 26, 2007

Where were the cock jokes?

Anyway fucking great! Liked the animation and angles in this one very funny!

September 26, 2007

Author's Response:

well...i tried :(

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Score: 7
Salad Fingers Episode. 8

"Eh...Not as good as ones before"

date: September 22, 2007

This one didn't have the creepy feel like the others..more like it was trying but really failed...

I mean really I guess its been to long since I've watched Salad Fingers but he also looked different in this one...

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Score: 10
Wade Performs: deletion

"So fucking funny holy shit"

date: August 10, 2007

Fucking delicious beautiful hilarious!!!!!!

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Score: 10
Blamformers!

"Hilarious hilariousness!"

submission: Blamformers!
date: July 24, 2007

Good funny stuff, Stamper's and Snow's are my favorite :3 :D

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Score: 10
MISTARY MAN STEILS CADNY1

"hilarious"

date: July 21, 2007

wow that was hilarious i dont care how old this movie is its still fucking hilarious!!

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Score: 10
JTHM - FO

"Love it!"

submission: JTHM - FO
date: July 8, 2007

I was searching for JTHM flashes and I can't believe this never came up! Does the FO stand for funny opera or what? Well whatever this was awesome! I really liked the voice of Johnny's and the summarization of the story (missing parts but still good).

This was an awesome flash and I wish you would create more but whatever. Good stuff!

Author's Response:

"Funny opera"? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Score: 3
Oxygen

"Four months? Yeah..right..."

submission: Oxygen
date: May 9, 2007

I see nothing of great significance that could've taken this movie 4 months!

Graphics - The drawings of the Soldiers or w/e they're called was pretty bad, and the animation of the one walking in the bottom left corner actually made me laugh. Their's not anything magnificant or even intriguing about it.

Style - Eh...I do like these sort of movies, but this one was just...boring. I couldn't really feel any emotion while watching this movie, expect unsatisfaction, and boredom.

Sound - Do I need to explain? Well I will anyway. Some wierd violin music, erm, cool? Nope.

Violence - There wasn't any, 'nuff said.

Interactivity - ^^

Humor - ^^!

Overall - Boring, no action, lame music, no emotion, wierd arrangement of words....

Author's Response:

I looked at both of your animations and saw that both were just one frame of Strawberry Clock.

Before YOU decide to be the judge of what LOOKS like it took 4 months, how about you spend 4 months doing something yourself, eh?? Judging by the fact that you thought this had no emotion, you must have been terribly, terribly misguided.

P.S. if the drawing of the soldier made you laugh, how come you gave me a 0 for humor??

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Score: 4
Xombie: Chapter 9

"Are you serious?"

submission: Xombie: Chapter 9
date: March 18, 2007

This was the worst episode that you've created. It Is basically like a commercial for your fucking book. I don't like to read books. I like to watch delicous flashes, but this was just sad. Way too short (obviously), the fight seen was boring, the chick looks way different (Im not talking about the eye patch and shit). I mean, what are you going to do for #10 of the series? Have another 2 minute commercial to buy something else to "answer your questions"?

This movie was really a sad attempt at an episode in the series. Shame on you.

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Score: 4
Resident Wiivile

"Very boring."

submission: Resident Wiivile
date: March 3, 2007

Mini games are too short and easy (Even on hard) and this game isn't very intriging. And from what i've heard it still doesn't work on the Wii....

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Score: 10
Retarded Animal Babies 17

"Very funny!"

date: October 29, 2006

Hilarious, as always :D

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